Port-o-Potty Blues

If there is one defining feature of construction sites, it is the portable toilet, more affectionally known as the port-o-potty.  Believe it or not, on active project sites, these icons of the construction industry can be pretty clean and well kept.  That is, the construction industry outside of Afghinistan.

It’s a dirty job, but someone has to do it

On a not-so-nearby project site, the port-o-lets were ready for their routine cleaning.  So what do you do?  Grab your favorite shovel and start scooping.  The inspector discovered the ‘mess’ and wrote-up the following:

Three laborers were observed going from portable toilet to portable toilet on the project removing with a shovel, sewage waste and water bottles / debris from the holding tanks. The deficient collection, handling and disposal of jobsite sewage waste and the deficient PPE [Personal Protective Equipment] utilized in the collection, movement and disposal of the sewage waste was observed.”

Why would a guy use a shovel?  Because there are rocks in the “holding tank.” 

Why are there rocks in the holding tank?  Because toilet paper doesn’t work as well.

Rocks are the “Afghan Right” solution.  With the country widely deforested, paper is a precious commodity.  On the other hand, rocks are quite abundant.  It is not an infrequent thing to walk into a restroom and find rocks strewn about the floor.  They are on the floor because that makes them easier to reuse than having to fish them out of the toilet.  Plus,rocks don’t flush very well (see Toilet Rocks).

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